Lots of swears and NSFW language. You have been warned.
blogHey Chris's Top 8 Fall Out Boy Songs.
Writing a “best of” list of Fall Out Boy songs is an impossibility for me. There is no possible way I can separate my…
blog'The Little Things' Contest Winners!
Thank you to everyone who wrote in and shared your stories. Apologies for the wait but truthfully, I find it extremely difficult judging someone's experiences…
blog'The Little Things' Giveaway!
Remember when he brought you flowers for your birthday and took you out to dinner? Remember all the promises of "forever" he whispered in your ear at…
blogWhat's your plan of attack?
Often when I peruse the mindlessness of celebrity gossip blogs, I find myself strangely inspired. It's an odd feeling that leaves me confused yet strangely…
blogDear 16 year-old Chris.
Dear 16 year-old Chris,
I have always maintained, when delivering good and bad news, start with the bad because you should always end on a high…
blogFriends With Your Ex?
Apparently LeAnn Rimes being cordial with her ex is newsworthy. I mean, while I don't pay all that much attention to random "celebrities" unless it's…
blogWomen of the internet, as a man I need to tell you something...
The brilliant minds over at the E! network have this genius way of coercing you into watching one more of their awful shows that celebrate…
blogThe tradition of being untraditional.
Before I begin my day, I open my computer, check my emails, then hit up a couple of gossip sites I have bookmarked. Really, I…
blogOccupy - Twilight: Why Twilight is this generation's Star Wars.
Twilight.
The mere mention of the name almost demands a response. As if to ask, "What side are you on?" To which there are only three…
blogSasha Grey reads to children - Children miraculously survive.
(Warning: bad words lie ahead)
So apparently parents are all up in arms over former porn star and legitimate actress, Sasha Grey, doing charity work with…
blogThe Duggars - reproducing with a vengeance.
The problem is, I absolutely love Chelsea Handler. Not to say that we would even get along but she's kind of like a tiger at…
blogBaby, baby, babies?
So some random crazy is accusing lil Bieber of banging her backstage and giving her a trophy. Immediately the twitter world comes rushing in to…
